Here are some quotes by los angeles based artist len aaron: (by the way, len is 99 years old)
The joy of life is living it.
Stay away from humans, they’re the worst kind.
Don’t spend time watching the pebbles under your feet, you’ll miss what’s in front of you.
Take the rest of the day off.
I can’t hear, I can’t see, I have to go by feel.
To be valuable at work, make sure that you prove yourself to be as valuable as your parking spot.
Every business…etc. needs at least, but only, one asshole/bastard. Or else it will all fall apart.
I smoke too much, I drink too much…what else do I do too much? I don’t remember…
Ahhh, another day in paradise!
Life is as beautiful as you make it.
How would you know a good day if you never had a bad one?
I have a fabulous memory, but a lazy mind.
I remember my name because I keep it on the tag in my shirt. The other side of the tag says ‘return to goodwill’.